Jordan: The ‘price’ we pay for boredom?
Close Encounters of The Absurd Kind
It seems appropriate, given her recent escapades on ‘I’m a celebrity… get me out of here,’ that Katie Price aka Jordan should become the focus of my first blog.
Despite harbouring feelings of loathing and disgust towards this part human, part plastic, part Botox post-modern creation, she somehow manages to conjure an inexplicable allure that compels me to watch her suffer as she is forced to chow down on monkey testicles (I’m not referring to her sex tape with Dane Bowers) and wash them down with some beetle juice (again not meant as a euphemism) Read the rest of this entry »
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