Cheryl Cole and Katie Price can’t bear NOT being centre of attention!

Those Pesky Kids

This week the Pesky’s have been living it up at the NTA’s and Radio Times Covers Party – rubbing shoulders with the A-List stars, Jedward, Jordan, that pantsman bloke from The Apprentice….oh ok, C-List wannabes…

And who better to kick off this week’s goss than the big-boobed wonder that is Jordan. The oh-so-media-shy “business woman” spent the afterparty sat in her blindingly colourful frock, surrounded by her “people” refusing to have her picture taken with anyone. Let’s hope that the people being refused her photo were not one of the remaining few mugs – sorry, fans – still shelling out for her crap books, clothing line, hair products, calendars, underwear, fetish gear….ok, we made that last one up.

Heather Mills, however, proved to be fair game; as people flocked for a photo (god knows why), she happily obligied, even asking for some to be re-taken as “me eye were closed” (said in slightly obscure Geordie accent).

Disappointingly, Chezza Cola and her pimp boss, Simon Cowell, scurried off as soon as they accepted their award, but Jedward did hang around for some fun. Until their overprotective PR whisked them away in a fashion reserved for the likes of Brangelina and TomKat – we think someone needs to get over themselves, they will no doubt be fading in to obscurity this time next year – or entering rehab for an addiction to fizzy pop. Hang on, where’s Simon Cowell’s other “teen sensation”, George Sampson, been lately?

The annual Radio Times Covers Party was a bit of a non-event, but to be fair to them, they supplied a decent turn out of celebs, including recently retired Time Lord, David Tennant, who spent much of the evening standing at the back of the room surrounded by the Doctor Who “crew” (all very in-bred).

And who says TV is a fickle business?

Which recently married statuesque model turned domestic goddess is not as kitchen friendly as she may seem? Signed up to front a new culinary series based on her best selling cookery book, producers were astounded when on the first day of filming, it transpired she could barely boil an egg. They whipped her off to an intensive cookery course pronto….

FACT OF THE DAY:
Noel Gallagher has size 5 feet according to ex-missus Meg Matthews. Let’s hope it’s not true what they say….actually, lets hope it is.