Sugarbabes Start to Strip

Yesterday I made a joke about the Sugababes being trampy!!!!

TODAY: Jade Ewan from the Sugababes tweeted in reference to their latest single, ‘Wear My Kiss’:

‘Ok we’re only 10 sales behind no6.. If we get to no 5 I will take my top off and twitpic! Lolol’

It seems that Papture doesn’t just report the news, but we’re damn hot on predicting news as well!

Tramps!

Frankie Sandford does not learn from Cheryl Coles mistakes

Cheryl Cole Tweedy is currently flicking through the Yellow Pages looking for someone who can remove her ‘Mrs Cole’ tattoo from her neck.

At the same time, Frankie Sandford, from The Saturdays fame, is having a new tattoo placed somewhere on her body (We don’t know where yet, but are excited to find out).

Frankie is currently dating Mcfly’s Dougie Poynter.

But will his name be gracing her skin???

First Papture Rule: Celebs should only be allowed henna tattoos!

Mark Ronson remains ultimately cool even when making Jonas Brother gags

At Papture we love Mark Ronson, not only is he an amzaing DJ, but very funny too!

Rick Edward of T4 said: ‘The funniest person I spoke to last night was Mark Ronson. He made me laugh hard. Clever guy.’

Today Ronson made amusing Jonas Brothers gag, Mark tweeted: “Hey Nick, you think if this music stuff doesn’t pan out we can go work for Uncle Carter in London?”

Then posted this picture:

HILARIOUS VIDEO: I’m Just A Glamour Girl by Chenille Steele

We at Papture just love everything about this video!

Favourite lyrics must be:

‘I”ve been spit roasted in Grosvenor House, by the boys from Chelsea FC,

Max Clifford’s on my speed dial, in case I have John Terry’s baby.’

‘I’ve kissed and told on Ashley Cole, and I’ve got 20k from The Sun,

cause I’m just a glamour girl, who likes it up the bum’

Its amazingly rude, but also AMAZINGLY TRUE!

Johnny Depp meets Jonathan Ross

Tonight Johnny Depp will heighten his status as the ‘world’s sexiest man’.

On Friday Night With Jonathan Ross he enthralls the audience by confirming a 4th ‘Pirates of the Caribbean’ movie.

He tells Jonathan that he has never watched himself in a movie, however watch his latest film, ‘Alice in Wonderland’.

Johnny was paptured last night at the premier.

In the last couple of days we have paptured MP David Miliband and Johnny Depp!

It couldn’t be more diverse! So keep uploading the paptures.

Geldof girl ‘sluts it up’ AGAIN

A few days ago I showed you Peaches Geldof showing her lady bits to a cab driver.

Today Peaches is trying to entice her 70,00 Twitter followers by posting a picture of herself dressed as a ‘goth french maid’.

Be warned: It’s a quick and slippery slope to pornography Peaches!

Silly Little BITCH FIGHT!

Courtney Love – ROCKSTAR

Lily Allen – ROCKSTAR

This didn’t stop them having a little bitch fight about who was allowed to wear what at the Brit awards!

It seems Courtney has been upset that Lily prevented her from wearing certain brands! Is this really worth arguing over girls???

The papers built this exchange into a big fight, but Lily said this morning:

‘just clearing a couple of things up. Courtney Love and I did NOT have a bust up at the NME’S. There was an exchange of words, yes’

But it still remains bitchy:

‘i would never fight with her , as a rule i don’t pick on crazy old ladies ‘

‘it’s the sort of thing a paranoid drug addled lunatic might come up with’

Courtney who is leaving the UK tweeted:

‘FUCK im going to miss you all you brits with a few mean girls exceptions but not many’

Welcome back to the bitching school girl days!

Follow Papture on Twitter to find out which of these school girls gets snogged by the school hunk behind the bike sheds…

The Most Annoying Pop Star in Britain’s Airline Rant

If you thought Paloma Faith couldn’t get any more annoying you would be wrong.

She boycotts award ceremonies because she is not nominated, she gets angry if you don’t know who she is, she rants about how hot she is (clearly she hasn’t looked in a mirror lately).

However, she has reached a new level. She ranted on twitter that:

‘i am on a flight to poland with the sugababes.they are in business class.i am not’

You need to have a hit single before your record label will even think about flying you in business…

From Rags to Richies

Nicole Richie has embarked on a world tour to promote her new clothing line, ‘Winter Kate’ (after her daughter’s two middle names).

It is amazing to think that the former ‘Simple Life’ star who was famously jailed for drink driving, is now a mother of two and a successful jewellery designer and has now turned her hand to fashion.

Time will tell if her first collection will be successful, but the fashion critics are already raving about the modern bohemian pieces. The breezy blouses and beautiful floral prints make it easy to copy her unique style.

So far she has visited Montreal and Paris, however she arrives in London tomorrow and will be on the 3rd floor of Selfridges from 6pm.

I’m looking forward to the papture of her at the opening…

Simon Cowell snubs his X-Factor acts at his wedding

His 50th birthday party was a star studded event!

However, Simon has announced that when he weds Mezhgan Hussainy he is closing the wedding door to all of his acts.

Leona, Alexandra, Joe and all the rest of them, will not need to worry about what gift to buy the man who has everything.

Whereas Danii, Cheryl and Louis will be at the event!

With shark tanks in the toilets, waiters in ‘Cowell masks’, will this wedding be another Simon Cowell tacky event?