Why Amanda Holden makes me feel queazy and sick
‘Britain’s Got Talent’ judge, Amanda Holden, writes a weekly column in the ‘News of the World’ magazine each Sunday.
If you have an eating disorder, but don’t like sticking your fingers down your throat, may I suggest reading her column!
This week’s low-light is:
‘I’m a guest on Johnny Vaughan and Lisa Snowdon’s Capital FM show, and Johnny’s analysing my doodles. He says the flowers I’ve drawn represent being fertilised, which means I’m desperate for sex. He’s so cheeky, but I can’t help wondering if he’s right. The closest I’ve come to being fertilised lately was passing a farm on the way to BGT!’
I still can’t understand why Simon Cowell gave her such a high profile job!
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