Vernon Kay: first sexts now allegations of a secret LOVECHILD

Those Pesky Kids

Poor old Vernon Kay is well and truly in the doghouse. Caught out sexting by The Sun, he’s been keeping a low profile of late. However, the Pesky’s have heard he was quite the goer in his younger modelling days. In fact he and fellow former model Sophie Dahl had an on off dalliance meeting illicitly on several occasions. Allegedly there was even a Kay-Dahl bun in the oven at one stage – that would have been one beautiful baby…

Camp fashionista Gok Wan loves everything that comes with being a celeb; the free clothes, the parties and the copious amounts of male attention…. Or does he? The Pesky spies have been out at several events with the Fashion Fixer and seen him revelling in the company of women – and he isn’t just giving them fashion advice…

Being an agent is a tough life. If you fall pregnant it’s very hard to cope with your clients and your little bundle of joy. So bravo to Claire from Can (aka the fat blonde bird from Katie & Peter who uses the term ‘agent’ to replace ‘stalker’). Rumour has it that she timed her pregnancy to coincide with Jordan’s so that their diaries didn’t clash. Too bad their mothers-to-be relationship didn’t bond them forever…

Us Pesky’s can’t get enough of Katie Price and her cage fighting hubby. Our spies were out at Alex’s recent appearance on Alan Carr’s Chatty Man show. The newlyweds couldn’t have been further apart in the show’s green room prior to the recording but once it was over, Katie and Alex stayed behind chatting casually in the canteen. As soon as anyone walked past and caught their eye, the ‘lovebirds’ were seen chewing each other’s faces off. And who said this marriage was a publicity stunt?