Ashley Cole banned from driving after he drops his appeal


Love-Rat and bad driver Ashley Cole has decided to drop his appeal against his driving ban.

He was banned in January after being caught speeding in a Lamborghini at 104MPH.

Cole, who is now sitting at home not being able to drive himself to trampy sluts’ houses that he has met, has been disqualified for four months and fined £1,000.

Ashley will now have to call himself taxis; at least he has 2 phones!

Just a shame they didn’t lock him up.

But then again maybe he would enjoy that?

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