Paris Hilton and, erm, er, what was I saying?

Yes I know! Now close your mouth and move your head back away from the screen.

Paris Hilton is filming a new music video, and who cares whether the song is any good!

No need for this story to be any longer.

Kim Kardashian shows how to get peachy buttocks

If Kim Kardashian could insure her butt she really would.

Kim takes care of her important asset and even posted a picture of herself and American DJ LaLa Vazquez working out and keeping their bums the right size and shape.

Kim is on the left and she will be in that position for hours until her bum is perfect for her next photo shoot.

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Only 500 more to go!

Nookie in the workplace

Sex in the workplace is considered a no-no, but it hasn’t stopped the cast of ‘Wolfboy’ all having a go with each-other.

Former Hollyoaks star Emma Rigby, left the Trafalgar Studios with co-star Daniel Boys to have a romantic meal for two at London’s Ivy Club.

More worryingly than these co-stars having it off with each other, is that Daniel Boys is trying to pull off a ruck-sack and waistcoat look.

Big no-no!

Ben Shephard waves goodbye to GMTV

Ben Shephard has bowed out of his final GMTV show today.

Ben has presented the show for ten years, he finished the show with:

“Thank you so much for inviting me into your houses, into your bedrooms, into your bathrooms, into your kitchens.”

“I will miss you all, I thank you for all the messages.”

‘There’s lots of things going on and I’m sure I’m going to see you again.”

“But for the time being, let’s have a lie in.”

Good luck at Sky Sports!

Amanda Holden lands role in Shrek

Amanda Holden has announced that she is to star as Princess Fiona in the West End version of Shrek:

“It’s true about me being Princess Fiona in Shrek! I’m so excited but best of all Lexi is telling everyone Mama will be a Green Princess!”

Richard Blackwood (haven’t heard his name in a while!) is to star as Donkey.

We all thought Amanda was the ass!

Just kidding Amanda, Congratulations!

Rio Ferdinand sings along with Mcfly, er what really?

Rio Ferdinand is a big strapping footballer, but when it comes to music tastes he doesn’t follow the footballer pack and only listens to urban beats.

Rio photographed himself today singing along with Friday McFly day on The Chris Moyles Show, where they play Star Girl every Friday.

“McFly me up! Its the taking part that counts! Couldn’t see any other drivers singing along!”

Moyles is on holiday for the next two weeks, so Rio may have to go without McFly for a couple of days!

Ellen DeGeneres quits American Idol

It seems to be going from bad to worse.

We all knew Simon was quitting American Idol, but now the next star judge has jumped off the panel.

Ellen, who signed a five year contract with American Idol, said:

“A couple months ago, I let Fox and the American Idol producers know that this didn’t feel like the right fit for me.”

So there are now two holes to be filled.

Jennifer Lopez is being tipped to replace Ellen, whereas a bunch of names are still being thrown around to replace Simon.

Will it be Justin Timberlake, Harry Connick Jr or even Piers Morgan?

Who would you like to see sipping water in Coca Cola cups in the hot seats?

Peaches Geldof is not planning for a big fat jewish wedding

We all thought Peaches Geldof was set to be married for the second time, at the tender age of 21.

Peaches’ first marriage, which lasted all of 7 months, was with a random musician who I have never heard of, Max Drummey.

To confirm that rumours of Peaches Jewish wedding were not true, Peaches wrote this on her Twitter:

“Just so everyone knows, Eli and I are not engaged or getting married. The tabloid stories stating this are all, as usual, made up lies.”

We were hoping that Peaches would marry Jewish movie director Eli Roth, but it seems a no go!

Peaches won’t be rushing into a marriage again!

Papture’s new FREE iPhone app has arrived

The new Papture app is now available to download on iTunes for free, this is not an update but a completely new app.

Join Papture’s fast growing network of underground snappers who take photos that would normally be completely out of reach to the paparazzi, while receiving all the latest celebrity news and gossip.

The app allows you to zoom into the celebrity pics like never before to find out exactly what the celebs are up to!

Use the app to upload your celebrity sightings and share them with your friends on Twitter and Facebook at the same time.

Click here to download the Papture app from iTunes for free.

Dancer Camilla Dallerup marries her Hollyoaks fiance

Ex-Striclty Come Dancing Star, Camilla Dallerup, has wed her Hollyoaks fiance, Kevin Sacre, in a private ceremony is Ibiza.

Dallerup 36, met the Hollyoaks star on ‘The Underdog Show’ where the pair competed as dog trainers.

They now live together in Kevin’s Liverpool home with dog Sven who won the competition with Sacre.

Congratulations!