Vernon Kay: first sexts now allegations of a secret LOVECHILD

Those Pesky Kids

Poor old Vernon Kay is well and truly in the doghouse. Caught out sexting by The Sun, he’s been keeping a low profile of late. However, the Pesky’s have heard he was quite the goer in his younger modelling days. In fact he and fellow former model Sophie Dahl had an on off dalliance meeting illicitly on several occasions. Allegedly there was even a Kay-Dahl bun in the oven at one stage – that would have been one beautiful baby… Read the rest of this entry »

Cheryl Cole and Katie Price can’t bear NOT being centre of attention!

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This week the Pesky’s have been living it up at the NTA’s and Radio Times Covers Party – rubbing shoulders with the A-List stars, Jedward, Jordan, that pantsman bloke from The Apprentice….oh ok, C-List wannabes…

And who better to kick off this week’s goss than the big-boobed wonder that is Jordan. The oh-so-media-shy “business woman” spent the afterparty sat in her blindingly colourful frock, surrounded by her “people” refusing to have her picture taken with anyone. Let’s hope that the people being refused her photo were not one of the remaining few mugs – sorry, fans – still shelling out for her crap books, clothing line, hair products, calendars, underwear, fetish gear….ok, we made that last one up.

Heather Mills, however, proved to be fair game; as people flocked for a photo (god knows why), she happily obligied, even asking for some to be re-taken as “me eye were closed” (said in slightly obscure Geordie accent).

Disappointingly, Chezza Cola and her pimp boss, Simon Cowell, scurried off as soon as they accepted their award, but Jedward did hang around for some fun. Until their overprotective PR whisked them away in a fashion reserved for the likes of Brangelina and TomKat – we think someone needs to get over themselves, they will no doubt be fading in to obscurity this time next year – or entering rehab for an addiction to fizzy pop. Hang on, where’s Simon Cowell’s other “teen sensation”, George Sampson, been lately?

The annual Radio Times Covers Party was a bit of a non-event, but to be fair to them, they supplied a decent turn out of celebs, including recently retired Time Lord, David Tennant, who spent much of the evening standing at the back of the room surrounded by the Doctor Who “crew” (all very in-bred).

And who says TV is a fickle business?

Which recently married statuesque model turned domestic goddess is not as kitchen friendly as she may seem? Signed up to front a new culinary series based on her best selling cookery book, producers were astounded when on the first day of filming, it transpired she could barely boil an egg. They whipped her off to an intensive cookery course pronto….

FACT OF THE DAY:
Noel Gallagher has size 5 feet according to ex-missus Meg Matthews. Let’s hope it’s not true what they say….actually, lets hope it is.

Northern soap star gets blind drunk as ex-eastender enjoys a hedonistic break

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The Kids have been all over town again this week to bring you the best of the goss…

The National TV Awards were the place to be this week and disappointingly, most celebs were on their best behaviour. However, after a recent prestigious TV awards ceremony, a certain Northern soap star went on a drunken rampage after winning his award. Allegedly he deemed his award “f**king pointless” and proceeded to go on a four letter word rant. Rumour has it he woke up the next morning and didn’t remember a thing. However, his fellow cast members were quick to remind him and he was forced to phone the soap’s legendary patriarch to beg an apology.

Which Dreamgirl, who along with her husband was recently named half of the world’s richest couple, is hiding a very big secret? The diva in question is harbouring a big secret – she’s knocked six years off her age. How we’d love to see her birth certificate….

We haven’t seen this ex-Eastender around for a while – maybe she’s planning another holiday back to a particular Greek island where she spent her summer holiday experimenting with her sexuality on a hedonistic break. Let’s hope her devoted boyfriend at the time never found out….

This British style icon has recently made it big in the US but is constantly haunted by rumours about her weight. She has apparently been diagnosed as being chronically anorexic but refuses to do anything about it. Whilst filming on set she takes offence if anyone even offers her food. She allegedly also has a reputation for being particularly rude to anyone over a certain size.

That’s all for this week folks. More pesky gossip next week.

Celebrity Big Brother cocaine shocker

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This week saw the start of another Celeb BB populated by 2.4 bona fide celebs; we’ll let you work out who they are.

But as ever, the Z-listers lighting up our TV screens every night for the next few weeks come complete with a closet full of secrets and scandal. We wouldn’t be fulfilling our duty of gossip spreaders if we didn’t deliver you a healthy dose of tittle tattle on these naughty scamps to sink your teeth into and spread amongst your friends!

So to start off – which Celeb BB contestant is sure to have more than just a twitch when his cocaine habit kicks in and he finds himself going cold turkey? Allegedly, he can’t last longer than three days without going on a white bender.

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Hot Gossip from X Factor, Strictly, I’m a Celebrity and more…

Those Pesky Kids

Those Pesky Kids are two irreverent young media whippersnappers with their eyes on the ball and their fingers on the pulse. They pride themselves on being indiscreet to quench your thirst with litres of the best celebrity gossip.

To kick off our glut of gossip, here’s some topical X Factor, I’m A Celebrity and Strictly Come Dancing gossip…. Read the rest of this entry »