Katie Price admits that she can’t sing and that her honeymoon was a sham

It is embarrassing enough that Katie Price has recorded a single and is trying to make it in the charts.

But admitting on TV that she can’t sing, yet she still wants you to buy her single, is just insulting.

In an interview with Sky News, the former glamour model said:

“I only recorded this song three weeks ago which is why there’s no video nothing, no record company, just doing it all digital. Well i’m not the best singer in the world. I’m having fun doing it, I’m enjoying it. Yeah I’ve been knocked, but I’m no Whitney Houston, but she’s not that good at the minute now is she? But at least I admit it.“

When asked about her honeymoon, she admits that it was staged for the cameras and the real honeymoon will take place later this summer.

So if her ‘reality’ TV show is staged, how real is Katie’s marriage to Alex???

Click here to download Katie’s single, Free to Love Again

Was the fight at Katie Price and Alex Reid’s wedding staged?

Media junkie, Katie Price and her husband Alex Reid, tied the knot (again) over the weekend.

It comes as no surprise that the ceremony was shrouded in secrecy. Guests were made to sign confidentiality agreements and hand in their mobile phones as they entered the church.

Was this because Katie and Alex wanted to keep their nuptails a very private affair?

No, it was because the whole wedding and party was being filmed by ITV2 for her latest series ‘Katie & Alex: For Better, For Worse”.

As the ‘blushing’ bride arrived to the church in an A-team van (classy), a bust up occurred between a photographer and Katie’s security team.

Hmmm, how convenient…

A perfect way to ensure plenty of column inches and a front page spread in the News of the World and let’s not forget guaranteed high viewing figures when the TV show finally airs.

As much as it pains me to say it, I can’t wait for the show to air!

Katie Price to ‘wed’ on TV, idiot!

Katie Price and Alex Reid have announced that their ‘wedding blessings’ will be captured on camera for an ITV show.

Katie & Alex: For Better For Worse, (I think worse) will be shown over the summer in three parts.

Now we all know how Katie likes to do weddings, remember hers with Peter Andre? It looked like they had been vomited on by pink candyfloss.

Katie said: “It’s going to be great sharing this fantastic day with my friends and family. I can’t wait to celebrate our love for each other again.”

She then went on to say: “It’s not a Pete and Kate relationship. It’s more private this time.’

(Is a TV wedding ‘private’???)

Alex said: “Katie and I are really looking forward to spending our special day with our family and close friends. Seeing her walk down the aisle again and being able to share it with the people we love will make this truly memorable.”

I don’t believe he knows the word memorable or truly, so I’m not sure if he wrote that!

Well, I do wish you luck anyway guys.

But a TV wedding usually ends with a newspaper divorce!

Katie Price expands her empire again – this time baby clothes!

Katie Price is expanding her empire again, no she is not pregnant, she is launching a range of baby clothes.

KP Baby is a range of baby clothes and accessories all in her signature pink.

Although she officially launches the range at the NEC Baby show on Friday at 2pm, the collection is already available on her website www.kpbaby.co.uk.

Katie has made no attempt in hiding the fact that she wants plenty more children.

She is already trying for her fourth child with current husband Alex Reid and hopes that the baby will be able to model her new collection.

No surprise that Katie has already planned how to use her pre-conceived child for her next PR campaign!

Katie Price and Alex Reid to be guests on trashy TV show

Alex Reid and Katie Price have not turned down many TV appearances before, so when asked to take part in Living TV’s ‘Ghost Hunting’, the fame hungry pair said yes.

Ghost Hunting on Living will involve the celebrity pair sleeping in a ghoul infested house looking for paranormal activity.

Should Katie Price be searching for ghosts and ghouls when she has enough in her past?

Katie only needed to watch Sky Sports over the weekend to get scared to bits from seeing ex-boyfriend and her first child Harvey’s father, Dwight Yorke and the scary suit that he chose to wear:

Oh dear Dwight, and we thought sleeping with Katie Price was your biggest mistake!

Alex Reid pulls out, as Jordan tells him to stop

Alex Reid has pulled out of his up and coming cage fight days after wife Jordan pulls out of the marathon.

It seems all his training has come to no fruition, as the fight isn’t going to happen.

It seems Jordan, who fell in love with the cage fighter, has been worried about her husband’s health, but Reid claims that it was only his decision.

With all this spare time now, maybe the two can try and get this family they have been talking about on the go.

Maybe in 9 Months time we can expect a bulging 15 pound baby?

Vernon Kay: first sexts now allegations of a secret LOVECHILD

Those Pesky Kids

Poor old Vernon Kay is well and truly in the doghouse. Caught out sexting by The Sun, he’s been keeping a low profile of late. However, the Pesky’s have heard he was quite the goer in his younger modelling days. In fact he and fellow former model Sophie Dahl had an on off dalliance meeting illicitly on several occasions. Allegedly there was even a Kay-Dahl bun in the oven at one stage – that would have been one beautiful baby… Read the rest of this entry »

The Final Life Lesson, An Education in Retrospect

Trust me, I'm a celebrity

Well, Class, we’ve certainly learned some important life lessons, have we not? From Susan ‘slapped-arse’ Boyle to Ashley Rascole, with various pun-worthy gurus thrown into the mix along the way, we have, by all accounts, scratched the surface of the art of Celebrity life, in all its absurdity and paradox. Thus, as we reach our tenth- and final- life lesson, we turn our attention back upon ourselves and retrospectively take stock of what we have been taught from all those cry, ‘Trust me, I’m a Celebrity!’ So take note and follow the rules, dear friends. And consider this hindsight your final life lesson: conscientiously and all attentive, never underestimate the importance of education. Read the rest of this entry »

Peter Andre breaks down Live on Sky News

What a day to be promoting your new album!!!

Katie Price and Alex Reid get married 10 hours before you are scheduled to go on every live radio and televlsion show.

I think the day finally got to him when Sky News played a clip of Jordan’s ex lover, footballer Dwight Yorke, saying that Peter never wanted to adopt his kid!

When asked how he might feel if Alex Reid tried to adopt his kids, he replied angrily:

“No one is gonna take my kids away from me, nobody…”

“…and I will fight to the death for that.”

Unfortunately it resulted in Peter stopping the interview.

Tough day Peter!!!

(The video starts to get painful around 3.20…)

Fearne Cotton shows off her bad art and her haggard face!

Fearne Cotton has decided to use her BBC Radio 1 show to show off her ‘twart‘ (twitter art).

Alex Reid was the topic of her art today, probably due to him marrying Jordan last night in Las Vegas!

I’m not sure what is worse, the picture of Alex Reid or how Fearne Cotton looks?

I am unsure if she was awake when this photo was taken!

Her makeup artist must be one hell of a talented individual to transform her into the ‘glamorous’ celeb she is on TV! If I was Ferne I’d have her number on speed-dial!

Follow papture on twitter and I can assure you there won’t be any pictures like that!