Steven Gerrard vs John Terry: the affair, the pregnancy and the England captaincy, but what about THE TRUTH

After England’s shocking World Cup performance, it is no surprise that rumours as to why they were so bad have started.

It is being widely reported that there was a massive split in the England camp, with John Terry and his followers on one side and Steven Gerrard on the other. The story the press is telling you at the moment is that Terry thought Gerrard was a shocking captain, but is that the whole truth???

Whispers are going around Twitter suggesting that it is a far more sordid affair!

Allegedly Steven Gerrard had an affair and got her pregnant. Supposedly the reason this is not in the press is due to a gagging order in place for at least the next two weeks.

As you can imagine, if the rumour is true, John Terry is right to be upset as he was stripped from the captain position following his affair with former Chelsea teammate, Wayne Bridge’s fiancee!

Is there an England player who has not been caught with his pants around his ankles??

Looks like we should rule out Ashley Cole, Wayne Rooney, and Frank Lampard from becoming captain (and they are they ones we know about)!

At this rate, there will be no players left to choose from…

Apparently there are FIVE big stories that have been covered up about England’s performance; if this is one what are the other four???

The WAG Show: Christine Bleakley rides the Chelsea victory parade bus

She can deny it no longer, Christine Bleakley has succumbed and become a fully fledged WAG!

Despite protests that she doesn’t want to be called a WAG and that she has no interest in football she has managed to step into the role pretty quickly.

The One Show presenter was seen supporting boyfriend Frank Lampard on the Chelsea victory parade bus before heading out to Frankies restaurant and China White to celebrate the win.

Christine: Papture understands that you’re supporting Frank, but the Chelsea baseball cap should never see the light of day!

Christine Bleakley chants at Chelsea

Not only does she go to his games but she also sings his songs.

Christine Bleakley is a very good WAG and yesterday turned up to see boyfriend Frank Lampard score 2 of the 7 whopping goals against Stoke at Stamford Bridge.

Sitting in the WAG box, Christine can be seen cheering his penalty and singing along to ‘Frank, Frank, Super Frank, Super Frank Lampard’:

I wonder if she will be taking the Summer off to see her boy play in the world cup?

I hope so, cause let’s not forget most of the interesting WAGs aren’t coming to South Africa any more!

ENGLAND IN CRISIS

With Wayne Rooney falling down in a heap last night, it seems that England may be in a WAG CRISIS.

With Victoria Beckham out and Cheryl Cole out, the third WAG in command, Coleen Rooney, was ready to lead the alternative England team.

But with Coleen possibly missing the World Cup, who will England turn to for WAGtastic outfits and gossip in South Africa this Summer?

Surely not Alex Curran or Abigail Clancy???

Is it time for Frank Lampard and Christine Bleakley to step up their relationship and save the WAGless summer?

Fabio Capello must be distraught!

Christine Bleakley breaks into tears as her epic challenge is over!

Christine Bleakley has amazingly completed her Sports Relief challenge.

The 31-year old completed it in 1 hour and 40 minutes.

As she completed the challenge she burst into tears saying: “I can’t believe I’ve actually done it. It was really tough.”

To water-ski the channel is quite something, but having Frank Lampard as a ‘personal trainer’ must come in handy!

Frank Lampard and Gary Lineker surprise a school

There were lots of screaming girls and you can take a guess who they were screaming after:

Frank Lampard or Gary Linekar?

Well either way, a school in the small town of Sandwich were rather shocked that these two footballers turned up for a kick about!

It was all for the latest Walkers Crisps campaign but I agree, any sandwich is more exciting with Walkers.

Frank Lampard Needs Love

Tomorrow is National Dooddle Day, which will raise money to help people affected by epilepsy and neurofibromatosis.

A long list of celebrities have sent in their doodles which will then be auctioned on eBay.

At Papture we love everything about celebrity, so it was only natural for us to take a look at some of the doodles.

Frank Lampard’s doodle caught our eye, especially when we discovered the doodle’s meaning.

The circles represent motivation and a need for love and sex (I have a feeling a lot of footballers would doodle circles).

The house and the boat show that he is down to earth and practical and due to their positioning on the page they are also the things that he is aiming to get.

Frank: we are sure you can afford a house and pretty sure it won’t be long before you can afford a boat too!

Football scandals lead to UK’s first Sex Clinic

Following this last week’s revelation about John Terry‘s extra-marital affairs and The Sun reporting today about Avram Grant‘s visit to a Brothel, it is clear that there is something in the water at Stamford Bridge.

While it is not just Chelsea players who have strayed (Manchester United players have had a few scandals), they seem to have more than their fair share… (Frank Lampard, Ashley Cole, John Terry, even their owner Abramovich had his problems!).

As with any scandal, the oldest and most trusted solution is rehab.

Whoever opens the UK’s first ‘sex clinic’ is going to be raking it in… Special discounts available if you work for Chelsea!