Louis Walsh gives Geri Halliwell a slamming

We expect it from Simon Cowell, but this time Louis Walsh has been pulling out the claws and opened his bitchy mouth.

Louis Walsh told Star Magazine that Geri Halliwell knows nothing about the music business and that he didn’t think she had the skills to be a judge:

“All I can say is, Geri who? I mean, what does she know about the music business? She got the most boos from the crowd, too.”

Several celebrity judges have been chosen as replacements for both Dannii and Cheryl and some of them Louis actually liked:

“I thought Nicole from the Pussycat Dolls was absolutely brilliant when she stood in! I liked Natalie Imbruglia, and Katy Perry was great fun.”

This comes from the man that gave the world ‘Jedward’!

Katie Price gives a lesson in how not to be a pop-star

Katie Price showed why a career in pop is not for her this morning!

On GMTV, Katie Price showed off her new Jedward hairstyle and her new song Free To Love Again‘.

Was it the miming that was bad, or the awful dance routine, or perhaps the horrific lyrics that include the words, free to love’ a whopping 63 times.

Have a watch:

Please let me know if you disagree and that you think this performance was good.

I await your response…

Click here to download ‘Free to Love Again’ from iTunes.

Jedward takes a tumble, but the show must go on

Jedward may be the most annoying act to hit the UK music scene in a long time, but their performance at T4 yesterday proved they are real showmen.

While performing a medley of their ‘greatest hits’ Edward (or was it John) fell and severely injured his ankle.

However, ‘the show must go on’, and despite being unable to move Edward continued with the routine as much as possible before being rushed to hospital after the set.

Ice Ice Baby

You’ve been waiting all year, you packed your wellies only to realise there would be no rain, you pitched your tent and now you’re Glastonbury ready.

Suddenly you hear a rumour going around the campsite and think ‘it couldn’t possibly be true’…

VANILLA ICE is back and is performing an impromptu gig in the Guilty Pleasures tent!

The hip-hop star belted out his massive number one hit ‘Ice Ice Baby‘ and told the crowd “Let’s get drunk. Let’s have a drink. This is the proper Glastonbury!

The big question is: where were Jedward? Has Vanilla Ice ditched them already???

Click here to download Vanilla Ice’s hit song ‘Ice Ice Baby’ from iTunes.

Arrrrrrr, that’s cute, Russell Brand makes new friends!

At yesterday’s Irish premiere of ‘Get Him To The Greek’, Russell Brand found a new love.

The Jedward boys caught the attention of the Hollywood star after they plastered a ‘Jedward‘ sticker on Russell’s back.

Russell tweeted:

“@planetjedward you beautiful bastards! I don’t know which one of you I fancy more. Thanks.”

After Russell wrote to them, the boys thought it would be nice to send a message to his fiancee, Katy Perry:

“Hello @katyperry we were going to dye out hair blue but then we will be like triplets but boy / girl triplets”

Jedward, you really are quite odd!

Jedward sign new Record Deal

After being dropped by Sony, Universal have had faith in the X-Factor twins and signed them.

Jedward have had a tough 24 hours since being dropped by their label.

However Jedward fans (and we know there are a lot of you) Universal have signed them, which means 2010 and probably 2011 will be big for JEDWARD!

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Jedward dropped by record label Sony, is it time to start mourning?

Newspapers have been saying ‘Deadwood-Jedward’.

We are also sure Simon Cowell is finding it quite amusing.

However Jedward fans do not despair!

Will they sell records? – NO

Will they carry on touring and selling out venues? – YES

Jedward haven’t got the greatest vocals, but we do not care. TV presenters next??

Long live the Jedward Dream!

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Stacey Solomon has a very BAD HAIR DAY

Bad hair days are not a new thing for the Jedward boys, but Stacey Solomn decided to follow suit and get involved with the action.

You can see the X-Factor tour must be taking its toll on Stacey and John (OR Edward).

Jedward have breakfast with ‘ALL’ their fans!

2 months on and still the Jedward Factor is growing.

More and more fans are losing their voices screaming after them!

Jedward thought they would invite a few of their fans to join them for breakfast while they are on the X-Factor Live tour.

Jedward tweeted: ‘JUST HAD BREAKFAST WITH ALL OUR FANS!’

They attached the above photo! Now we know that’s not all of your fans Jedward!

But we did find it amusing that the poor girl on the right didn’t want to be recognised as a Jedward fan!

If you’re a Jedward-aholic, don’t forget to post your Jed photos on Papture!

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Jedward set their sights on Baftas

With trademark hair, it’s not so tough to distinguish which pop duo is hiding behind the 2 baftas!

However, with the cult following they have built, it may just be plausible that Baftas are within their reach!

I don’t think Ian Mckellen and Patrick Stewart have anything to worry about at the moment though!

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