The (Katie) Price is Right

Britain’s most successful reality TV star is set to reach new heights (and I’m not talking about another boob job).

The former glamour model has been in the middle of a bidding war between ITV2 and Living TV. She has finally decided to sign with Living in a multimillion pound production deal with her TV company.

This will give Katie more control over the programmes she ‘stars’ in and more importantly will give her a greater share of the cash!

The Sunday Times Rich List values Katie’s wealth at £30m; but it looks like that is set to rise over the next few years, perfectly correlating with the decrease in quality of programming on Living TV!

Kim Kardashian clears up Peter Andre love rumours

Kim Kardashian has hit back at British rumours suggesting that she spent a sexy night in France with pop star Peter Andre.

Kim saw the headline in The Daily Star which read: ‘Pete’s Night With Yank Jordan’.

Kim didn’t like this so tweeted:

Funny rumor-says I spent a hot night in Monaco w this guy...ummm I wasn’t even in Monaco! LOL

Well thanks for clearing that up Kim.

Don’t worry if you are unsure who he is either!

There are a few people over here who wish they didn’t.

Alex Reid pulls out, as Jordan tells him to stop

Alex Reid has pulled out of his up and coming cage fight days after wife Jordan pulls out of the marathon.

It seems all his training has come to no fruition, as the fight isn’t going to happen.

It seems Jordan, who fell in love with the cage fighter, has been worried about her husband’s health, but Reid claims that it was only his decision.

With all this spare time now, maybe the two can try and get this family they have been talking about on the go.

Maybe in 9 Months time we can expect a bulging 15 pound baby?

Peter Andre breaks down Live on Sky News

What a day to be promoting your new album!!!

Katie Price and Alex Reid get married 10 hours before you are scheduled to go on every live radio and televlsion show.

I think the day finally got to him when Sky News played a clip of Jordan’s ex lover, footballer Dwight Yorke, saying that Peter never wanted to adopt his kid!

When asked how he might feel if Alex Reid tried to adopt his kids, he replied angrily:

“No one is gonna take my kids away from me, nobody…”

“…and I will fight to the death for that.”

Unfortunately it resulted in Peter stopping the interview.

Tough day Peter!!!

(The video starts to get painful around 3.20…)

Fearne Cotton shows off her bad art and her haggard face!

Fearne Cotton has decided to use her BBC Radio 1 show to show off her ‘twart‘ (twitter art).

Alex Reid was the topic of her art today, probably due to him marrying Jordan last night in Las Vegas!

I’m not sure what is worse, the picture of Alex Reid or how Fearne Cotton looks?

I am unsure if she was awake when this photo was taken!

Her makeup artist must be one hell of a talented individual to transform her into the ‘glamorous’ celeb she is on TV! If I was Ferne I’d have her number on speed-dial!

Follow papture on twitter and I can assure you there won’t be any pictures like that!

Cheryl Cole and Katie Price can’t bear NOT being centre of attention!

Those Pesky Kids

This week the Pesky’s have been living it up at the NTA’s and Radio Times Covers Party – rubbing shoulders with the A-List stars, Jedward, Jordan, that pantsman bloke from The Apprentice….oh ok, C-List wannabes…

And who better to kick off this week’s goss than the big-boobed wonder that is Jordan. The oh-so-media-shy “business woman” spent the afterparty sat in her blindingly colourful frock, surrounded by her “people” refusing to have her picture taken with anyone. Let’s hope that the people being refused her photo were not one of the remaining few mugs – sorry, fans – still shelling out for her crap books, clothing line, hair products, calendars, underwear, fetish gear….ok, we made that last one up.

Heather Mills, however, proved to be fair game; as people flocked for a photo (god knows why), she happily obligied, even asking for some to be re-taken as “me eye were closed” (said in slightly obscure Geordie accent).

Disappointingly, Chezza Cola and her pimp boss, Simon Cowell, scurried off as soon as they accepted their award, but Jedward did hang around for some fun. Until their overprotective PR whisked them away in a fashion reserved for the likes of Brangelina and TomKat – we think someone needs to get over themselves, they will no doubt be fading in to obscurity this time next year – or entering rehab for an addiction to fizzy pop. Hang on, where’s Simon Cowell’s other “teen sensation”, George Sampson, been lately?

The annual Radio Times Covers Party was a bit of a non-event, but to be fair to them, they supplied a decent turn out of celebs, including recently retired Time Lord, David Tennant, who spent much of the evening standing at the back of the room surrounded by the Doctor Who “crew” (all very in-bred).

And who says TV is a fickle business?

Which recently married statuesque model turned domestic goddess is not as kitchen friendly as she may seem? Signed up to front a new culinary series based on her best selling cookery book, producers were astounded when on the first day of filming, it transpired she could barely boil an egg. They whipped her off to an intensive cookery course pronto….

FACT OF THE DAY:
Noel Gallagher has size 5 feet according to ex-missus Meg Matthews. Let’s hope it’s not true what they say….actually, lets hope it is.