Is Lindsay Lohan a master of subliminal messaging?

Could things get any worse for Lindsay Lohan?

Following her sentencing to 90 days in jail, rumours are circulating that she may be held in contempt of court.

While attending the hearing on Tuesday, LiLo was seen to be sporting a nail varnish containing a not so secret message.

Her fingernail was painted with the words ‘Fuck U‘.

Although this was hardly a clever choice, Papture’s legal team have confirmed that she can’t be held in contempt.

The question is, what are we going to do for entertainment while LiLo is locked up???

Lindsay Lohan’s downfall, what went wrong?

Last night Lindsay Lohan was sentenced to 90 days in jail followed by compulsory 90 days in rehab.

But how did it get to this?

• 2005 – Dina and Michael Lohan separate
• 2006 – attends AA meeting
• Jan 2007 – admits herself to rehab
• May 2007 – arrested for DUI and enters rehab
• May 2007 – involved in a traffic accident and when the police searched her car cocaine was found. Lindsay was arrested for DUI and entered rehab
• May 2007 – completed rehab and agreed to wear a SCRAM bracelet (it monitors blood alcohol levels)
• July 2007 – DUI arrest followed by rehab; rehab was not completed
• July 2007 – refused a sobriety test and was taken to a police station where her blood alcohol level was found to be above the legal limit and cocaine was found in her pocket. She was booked with possession and given a DUI as well as driving with a suspended license.
• August 2007 – rehab
• August 2007 – pleaded guilty to charge brought in July 2007 and was sentenced to 1 day in prison, 10 days community service and 3 years probation
• November 2007 – spent 84 min in jail
• October 2009 – probation extended for an additional year due to several instances where she failed to attend court-ordered substance abuse treatment classes
• May 2010 – she missed her scheduled DUI progress report hearing due to having her passport stolen while at the Cannes Film Festival
• May 2010 – at the rescheduled hearing she was ordered to attend weekly alcohol education classes, wear a SCRAM bracelet, refrain from drinking and complete random weekly drug tests.
• July 2010 – sentenced to 30days in jail for reckless driving, 30 days in jail for the first DUI case, and 30 days in jail for the 2nd DUI case. Within 2 days from release from jail, Lindsay must report to probation and then complete a 90 days in-patient substance abuse programme.

Does this mean that she will finally get clean?

Is 90 days in prison enough?

Or do you agree with her father, Michael Lohan, that prison is not the answer and a much longer compulsory stay in rehab is the only solution?

As much as I hope this marks the end of Lindsay’s troubles and that she will finally get clean, I feel it is only the start…

It’s my party and I’ll cry if I want to…

Lindsay Lohan turned 24 this week and despite having to wear a SCRAM bracelet she was determined to party.

LiLo went to Voyeur restaurant in LA with Doug Reinhardt (Paris Hilton’s ex) and managed to upset the waitress. Apparently the waitress had a history with Doug and was jealous of Lindsay so decided to punch the actress in the face!

Lindsay tweeted: “A waitress just hit me – punched me for no reason.“

Could things get any worse for the troubled star?

Lindsay Lohan starts brawling with her sister

Whilst not being allowed to drink, Lindsay Lohan is trying to keep (get) fit.

LiLo decided to train with sister Ali (in full view of the paps) at her home in Hollywood.

With boxing gloves on Lindsay gave a show for all who were present.

Lindsay chose to wear a tracksuit so we weren’t able to see her SCRAM bracelet which is stopping her from boozing.

Once the bracelet is off, I’m sure the boxing gloves will be coming off too!

Lindsay Lohan is kicked off Facebook

Lindsay Lohan is not a happy girl this morning after finding out that her Facebook account has been disabled.

“how can Facebook disable my REAL ACCOUNT Lindsay Lohan due to someone else HACKING into it a while ago and posting inappropriate things?”

After this complaint Lindsay slammed the Facebook giants:

“shouldn’t it be their fault for not having the proper security features? why do i have to lose my real account & name due to their mishaps?”

“or lack of care for their users privacy”

I think somebody has their SCRAM bracelet on too tight.

Lindsay also tweeted this message earlier:

“i shouldn’t feel so sore from working out!!!!!!!”

Fell free to leave comments about this tweet…….

Lindsay Lohan makes a crazy Chanel request

After being sentenced to wearing a SCRAM bracelet (device to detect if you have taken drugs or alcohol), Lindsay Lohan has made a simple request.

“can CHANEL please help me out by getting me some stickers to put on my scram bracelet so that i can at least wear a chic dress?! maybe!? x”

Well at least Lindsay is embracing the bracelet!

…and just because she is a criminal alcoholic does NOT mean she can’t be a little bit GLAM.

Good for you Lindsay!

Lindsay is set to star in Matthew Wilder’s Inferno. Lindsay is playing 1970′s porn star, Linda Lovelace.

Lindsay is already promoting her new movie by releasing movie posters.

“Celeb photographer Tyler Shields said “Lindsay is amazing to work with we have done it a few times and each time it gets better!”

Lindsay Lohan not able to shoot movie due to alcohol and drug tests

It has been revealed that whilst in Court yesterday, Lindsay Lohan had her request rejected to ease restrictions involving drug and alcohol testing so that she can film a movie in Texas.

Lohan’s lawyer Shawn Chapman Holley told the Judge that Li-Lo was supposed to be in Texas shooting a film.

However Lindsay Lohan must attend drug testing every week in LA.

The Judge said that filming may have to be delayed.

Can anything go right for Lindsay?

Lindsay Lohan heads to court

Lindsay Lohan is back in LA and faces a court hearing later today.

An arrest warrant was issued for the 23 year old but then recalled after Lindsay put up the $100,000 bond.

It is believed that Lindsay, who was arrested twice in 2007, will be told to wear an alcohol-monitoring bracelet and submit weekly drug tests.

Yesterday Lindsay answered some tough questions:

• There were picture online, and it looked like there was cocaine in that picture. Was that cocaine in those photographs?
• Are you still taking drugs?
• Are you scared you will go to prison?
• What makes you believe your father had anything to do with your passport going missing?
• Why do you think it will be more important to party in Cannes than go to your hearing?
• Are you prepared to go into rehab?
• Do you have any financial problems?

She tried her best to answer them! But who can believe her?

Paris Hilton is spreading more love

With the number of American socialites rising, Paris Hilton is bidding to be top dog.

Unlike some of the others, Paris is taking a ‘love all ‘ approach.

No bitching from the Hilton corner any more.

Yesterday we reported about her affection for Cheryl Cole, and since then there are a few more you can add to the list:

Just ran into J Lo and gave her a kiss hello. She looks stunning in Roberto Cavalli. Gorgeous!

Looking at one of the sexiest men on earth on stage right now. Tom Ford is so hot!

This makes quite the change to socialite Lindsay Lohan’s twitter, renowned for bitching and squabbling!

Paris seems to be in a very good mood this week. So would you if you spent the last week on a  private yacht in Cannes and Monaco!

Paris Hilton teaches all how to party, South of France style

I told you Paris Hilton would make the most of her trip to Europe.

Starting off at the Monaco Grand Prix, it’s pretty obvious how much Paris enjoyed the Grand Prix.

“Had an amazing time at the race today. Went in the driver’s pit and met all the drivers and crew. We had a blast! Monaco Rules!”

After the Grand Prix, Paris enjoyed the Monaco nightlife by partying on a private yacht and “then went to Billionaire then Jimmy’z then after party!”

After the Grand Prix Paris ventured down to Cannes, where the world’s most exclusive film festival is going down.

Whilst partying at the Chopard party, Paris stayed away from ‘nemesis’ Lindsay Lohan and spent the time watching pal Nicole Richie’s father Lionel perform.

Paris then Tweeted Nicole:

“I’m at the VIP Club in Cannes watching your dad perform Ballerina Girl on stage. Your song. Loves it! Amazing voice!” Read the rest of this entry »