Paris Hilton and, erm, er, what was I saying?

Yes I know! Now close your mouth and move your head back away from the screen.

Paris Hilton is filming a new music video, and who cares whether the song is any good!

No need for this story to be any longer.

Paris Hilton is caught doing a Hitler impression

Oh no Paris, when everything was going so right! You had to get caught doing a Nazi salute and a Hitler moustache.

Paris was caught doing this on a private yacht by the paparazzi in the South of France, but a spokesperson for Paris said

“Paris was dancing and having fun with her arm up in the air as she always dances like that and was scratching [her] face when a photo was taken.”

Now that sounds like a load of rubbish!

The statement continued:

“The hat was not a communist hat, its a military style hat from a club. Half of her family is Jewish and many of her friends are as well.”

I am sure Paris wasn’t doing it in a malicious way, but it was still a joke in not great taste.

She did look much sexier than Basil Fawlty on the other hand!

Paris ‘this is how you party’ Hilton

Paris Hilton is really having the time of her life on her summer holiday at the moment.

Topless sunbathing, boozing until the wee early hours of the morning and eating in some of the best restaurants in the world.

She told her followers: “I love life and love living it to the fullest! You only live once! ”

Last night Paris was at dinner with a friend at the Brasseries Des Arts in St Tropez.

I’m sure we can expect more boozing and partying from the model who is showing everyone how to really let their hair down!

The future isn’t bright for Lindsay Lohan, but it sure is orange!

As you read this, you should look around and appreciate the freedom and space surrounding you.

For Lindsay Lohan, at the moment all she has to look around at is her small prison cell. With the long bars preventing her from entering the world, and with no access to a towering wardrobe, she will have to make do with finding comfort in her orange jumpsuit.

Li-Lo was incarcerated yesterday and is only expected to be there for two weeks, but hopefully that will be enough time to straighten her out.

After pleading guilty in 2007 for driving under the influence and being in possession of cocaine, Lindsay was sentenced to three years of probation, which she struggled with, that is why she is now banged up.

Will Lindsay take a leaf out of Paris Hilton’s book and come out of this stronger and wiser, or is this the start of a downward spiral leading to more problems in the future????

Paris Hilton refutes drug charges and shows Europe how to party

Rumours circulated this weekend about Paris Hilton getting caught trying to take drugs through customs at Corsica airport. Paris has not only told Twitter followers that these claims are completely rubbish, but she is definitely not letting this stop her having fun.

Paris has spent her time in Corsica with her sister Nicky and friends on a luxury private yacht that includes:

“Its own pool, hot tub, movie theatre, recording studio, spa/massage room, gym, arcade room, helicopter pad and the most beautiful bedrooms and decor.”

But Paris hasn’t been only cruising the seas with the yacht:

“Another beautiful day, about to go jump in the ocean and do some jet skiing! Loves it! Life is beautiful!”

Then when the sun goes in, Paris has been taking the girls to Europe’s top night clubs:

“Had the best time tonight at Billionaire Club with my girls! We rocked the house! Party animals!!! Huuuuggeeeeeeeee!!!!!! ”

Jealous anyone???

Paris Hilton jets off into the sunset

After spending the past week in Paris, shopping, partying, and dining out, Paris Hilton has finally left with an abundance of Chanel bags.

The above photo shows Paris “Rolling in the Phantom with my Bitches”, one pal being her sister Nicky.

Now Paris is jetting off in another private jet, but unfortunately such a big plane means she is going a long distance and won’t be coming to London.

The above pic was the view from outside the private jet. Have a look below to see the luxury on the inside that they are traveling in! Perfectly suited for Paris.

It definitely beats Ryanair and Easyjet!

Enjoy your holiday Paris and get yourself over to London soon.

Paris Hilton goes from blonde to brunette! Surely not!

Whilst in Paris, the famous blonde bombshell Paris Hilton has tried to lose Parisian fans and photographers by donning a wig and becoming a brunette.

Paris uploaded the above picture saying:

“My attempt to disguise myself is not working.“

This comes after a day of shopping for the American entrepreneur where, as she called it, had “another quiet day of shopping in Paris ha”

Well we think you look great as a brunette, but we think you will have more fun as a blonde!

Blonde or Brunette? What do U think????

Paris drops some cash in Paris

Paris Hilton has flown over to her namesake city in a way only Paris does, Private Jet.

It’s safe to say that Paris Hilton wouldn’t been seen dead on an Easyjet flight!

As you can imagine she is looking forward to hitting the shops.

“Louis Vuitton, Balmain, YSL and Christian Dior. Got so many amazing pieces. I love the fashion in Paris, absolutely stunning! Loves it!”

She may need another private jet to bring back her bags!

Safari chic: is there any look Paris Hilton cannot perfect?

While in South Africa watching the World Cup, Paris Hilton has taken the opportunity to go on Safari.

Paris is known for being an animal lover and has been tweeting excitedly about the many animals she is seeing.

“So many amazing animals here – Elephants, Tigers, Zebras, Cheetahs, Rhinos, Hippos, etc. So awesome!“

Kitted out in an animal print shirt and a safari style hat and sunglasses, Paris makes safari gear look effortlessly chic.

Is there any look that doesn’t look fab on Paris???

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Who is the baby mama of Cristiano Ronaldo’s baby?

Heartthrob, Cristiano Ronaldo has become a father for the first time. It is not known what the relationship is between the 25 year old Real Madrid star and the mother of his child.

At statement from the footballer said:

“As agreed with the baby’s mother, who prefers to have her identity kept confidential, my son will be under my extensive guardianship.“

To translate: Ronaldo had to pay the baby mama a very large sum to reach this agreement.

All we know so far, is that the baby’s mother is American. Although Ronaldo has been linked to American socialites, Paris Hilton and Kim Kardashian, I think we can rule out both of them.

The stud had got through so many women it is hard to keep track so maybe we will never find out who she is…