Peaches Geldof is not planning for a big fat jewish wedding

We all thought Peaches Geldof was set to be married for the second time, at the tender age of 21.

Peaches’ first marriage, which lasted all of 7 months, was with a random musician who I have never heard of, Max Drummey.

To confirm that rumours of Peaches Jewish wedding were not true, Peaches wrote this on her Twitter:

“Just so everyone knows, Eli and I are not engaged or getting married. The tabloid stories stating this are all, as usual, made up lies.”

We were hoping that Peaches would marry Jewish movie director Eli Roth, but it seems a no go!

Peaches won’t be rushing into a marriage again!

No need for a headline, this story contains Peaches Geldof and racy photographs

Peaches Geldof has posted more risque photos on her Twitter today.

Peaches is seen posing with her friend Jonny Makeup both dressed up as ‘trannys’:

“Tranny love from @JonnyMakeup and me”

She also posted a photo of her new LA friend Jonny by himself on Peaches bed:

Peaches has recently been tipped to present a new ITV agony aunt show similar to Jeremy Kyle but for teenagers.

Who’s thinking that Peaches may not be the best person to help young people out with their problems?

Peaches Geldof gets her bum out for Gay Pride

As Gay Pride took over the world yesterday, Peaches Geldof decided to set up her own photo shoot to raise awareness for the event.

After showing off her bum to all of her Twitter followers, she got her boyfriend in on the act and plugged the ‘LEGALIZE GAY’ campaign with Director Eli Roth.

The pair have been inseparable recently, I think wedding bells are on the horizon…

Director Eli Roth comes from a very Jewish family, and his parents are hoping that Peaches will convert to Judaism.

Quite the commitment, I can’t see that happening!!

Miley Cyrus threatens to kill Justin Bieber

Whilst on the Graham Norton show last night, Miley Cyrus told the audience about Justin Bieber pranking her phone and how much she wanted ‘to kill him’.

“I was yelling because I thought it was someone that got my number. So I changed my number and he kept pranking me.”

“I really did believe it was a kid or something so I was like, ‘I can’t really yell ’cause I think it’s a kid but I’m not really sure.’”

“Finally, I was like (shouting), ‘It’s three o’clock in the morning!’ He was like, ‘Ha ha ha ha, it’s Bieber. Call me back.’”

“I was like, ‘Oh my gosh, I’m going to hurt this kid.’ My little sister loves him, but I’m going to kill him.”

Similarly to Cyrus, Peaches Geldof is worried about Bieber Fever taking over the world.

Peaches said: “I need an injection to prevent me getting infected with BIEBER FEVER! It’s gonna get like 28 Days Later if it keeps sweeping the nation!“

……and I thought Bieber Fever was slowly dying down.

Maybe not!

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Peaches Geldof is getting Vespa lessons to try and fit into the LA way of life

Whilst out in LA Peaches Geldof is busy having driving lessons. But not for a car, for a Vespa.

Peaches is trying hard to fit into the LA way of life. Last night she watched the Lakers – Celtics game:

“Nooo Celtics are losing! Actually feeling stressed about sports for the first time in my life ever. Wtf has LA done to me!? Who am I!?“

I’m not sure if Peaches clothing choice is very sensible for a Vespa!

Peaches Geldof wears t-shirt with boyfriend’s face on it

This seems a little odd.

But Peaches Geldof decided to wear an Eli Roth t-shirt whilst out for sushi with boyfriend Eli Roth.

The couple have been dating for the past few months and seem to be very much in love, but even I find this a little weird.

I can’t imagine seeing Eli in a Peaches t-shirt.

Peaches Geldof dates Director for his mum’s Matzah ball soup!

Yesterday The Daily Express printed a story about Peaches Geldof dating horror Director Eli Roth just so that she can be introduced to big movie stars.

Peaches and Eli decided to hit back!

Peaches tweeted:

“Yes, of course daily star, i’m only dating Eli to get close to Brad Pitt. THE PRESS ARE RIDICULOUS?! This is BS”

Director Eli Roth told the world the real reason they are dating:

“Peaches_g only dates me for my mom’s cooking!”

Peaches Geldof agreed with Eli:

“@eliroth it’s true, I only love you for Mrs. Roth’s chicken, kugel and matzah ball soup, sorry you had to find out the truth this way.”

Peaches is really embracing the Jewish.

Im sure Bob will have such nachas for you!

Peaches Geldof strips off again

Peaches Geldof has spent the past few months in the US with American director boyfriend Eli Roth.

It seems Peaches has been getting quite patriotic to our brothers in the States.

Peaches tweeted a picture of herself in a stars and stripes bikini lapping up the sun.

Quite the exhibitionist it seems.

(Like we didn’t know)

Peaches Geldof becomes a private nurse for boyfriend Eli Roth

A near death experience at New Year’s has still been affecting Eli Roth months on.

Gruesome horror director Eli Roth, who is in a relationship with Peaches Geldof, had an operation this week to remove a sea urchin pin from his foot:

“Surgery today for final sea urchin pin. If I die, know that my only true regret in life was sitting through “America’s Sweethearts”.”

The operation went well though:

“I’m alive! Thanks to everyone @ UCLA Orthopedic, and to peaches_g for being an amazing nurse. The pin was HUGE and not at all dissolved.”

Peaches was quite upfront about the size of the spike:

“Just saw the sea urchin spike that came out of @eliroth’s foot. Its about the size of a small elephant. Mildly disturbed to say the least.”

Yuk! Well, Papture wishes you better Eli!

Paris Hilton shows British celebs how it’s done!

When Kate Moss turned up at Glastonbury a few years ago, it coaxed every celebrity to also turn up in designer clothes and wellies looking camptastic.

But now it seems that British celebrities want to go to festivals with a little more sun.

British stars are out in California at the Coachella festival. Celebs include, Matt Smith, Agyness Deyn, Peaches and Pixe Geldof, and Henry Holland.

But the glamour girl of Coachella has to be Paris Hilton, who is getting over the recent split from boyfriend Doug Reindhardt.

She even ventured onto a carousel at the Armani party with sister Nicki.

Let’s just hope that the celebs do turn up to Glasto this year!