The worlds oldest tweeter Ivy Bean has passed away aged 104

Ivy known as the grandmother of everyone on Twitter passed away this morning at 12.08.

Two weeks ago, a message was sent out on Ivy’s twtter making her followers aware that she was ill:

“Hello everybody this is Pat im just letting everybody know Ivy’s not well i will keep you all informed of her progress daily”

Ivy’s friend, Peter Andre, was in contact with her whilst she was ill:

“update…… peter andre has just phoned to speak to ivy she has now got a smile from ear to ear”

“ivy would like yo thank keeleysgal for the loverly flowers and peter sent her some too this brought tears to her eyes thankyou”

However, this morning the following messages were tweeted:

“ivy passed away peacefully at 12.08 this morning”

“Im sorry it took me so long to tell you but it was a very difficult thing to do”

RIP

Katie Price prepares to launch her music career (get your earplugs ready)!

Katie Price has released a teaser of her new single ‘Free to Love Again‘ and it can only be described as horrendous!

In an attempt to milk her divorce from Peter Andre. she sings: “Not the one you’re looking for, let me save you from your pain. It’s time for me to let you go so you’re free to love again.“

Despite her voice being heavily synthesised, the track still grates on the ears.

This is her third attempt at becoming a pop star. We all remember her and Peter Andre butchering ‘A Whole New World’ and her disastrous attempt at becoming the Eurovision entry for the UK.

As Simon Cowell would say: “If you had lived 2,000 years ago and sung like that, I think they would have stoned you.”

Katie Price to ‘wed’ on TV, idiot!

Katie Price and Alex Reid have announced that their ‘wedding blessings’ will be captured on camera for an ITV show.

Katie & Alex: For Better For Worse, (I think worse) will be shown over the summer in three parts.

Now we all know how Katie likes to do weddings, remember hers with Peter Andre? It looked like they had been vomited on by pink candyfloss.

Katie said: “It’s going to be great sharing this fantastic day with my friends and family. I can’t wait to celebrate our love for each other again.”

She then went on to say: “It’s not a Pete and Kate relationship. It’s more private this time.’

(Is a TV wedding ‘private’???)

Alex said: “Katie and I are really looking forward to spending our special day with our family and close friends. Seeing her walk down the aisle again and being able to share it with the people we love will make this truly memorable.”

I don’t believe he knows the word memorable or truly, so I’m not sure if he wrote that!

Well, I do wish you luck anyway guys.

But a TV wedding usually ends with a newspaper divorce!

Peter Andre named Celebrity Dad of the Year

The next time Peter Andre picks his kids up from Katie Price’s house he may be looking quite smug.

Peter Andre has been awarded ‘Celebrity Father of the Year’ and wants the world to know about it!

Peter, 37, is a father of two and step-father of Harvey, Katie’s first child.

Peter tweeted:

“I have just won celebrity dad of the year and am so grateful. Thank you . Now all we need is England to win tomorrow and I’ll be buzzing”

He wins the award for how he has fathered the children during the year of splitting from wife Katie Price.

Will Katie Price be named ‘Celebrity Mother of the Year’???

I bloody doubt it!

Katie Price shocks fans by threatening to release new single

Katie Price has shocked us again by revealing that she is to release a single.

Price tweeted yesterday:

“I can at last reveal my first solo single is out monday 12 july i love the tune an hope you guys do to xxx”

Katie doesn’t have the best ‘record’ in the music industry.

In 2005 she attempted to become the nation’s Eurovision entry and yet failed. Then in 2006 Katie and Peter Andre released ‘A Whole New World’, which can only be described as a musical nightmare.

Who knows what we can expect this time…

Kim Kardashian turns down Wayne Bridge, Ronaldo and Peter Andre

After a busy day having a photo shoot with her sisters Khloe and Kourtney Kardashian, Kim decides to have a romantic night in.

Wayne Bridge, Christiano Ronaldo and Peter Andre have all been linked with socialite model Kim Kardashain.

But Kim makes a wise choice and has decided to have ‘date night’ with ‘Rocky’ her dog:

We think you made a very wise decision.

Kim Kardashian clears up Peter Andre love rumours

Kim Kardashian has hit back at British rumours suggesting that she spent a sexy night in France with pop star Peter Andre.

Kim saw the headline in The Daily Star which read: ‘Pete’s Night With Yank Jordan’.

Kim didn’t like this so tweeted:

Funny rumor-says I spent a hot night in Monaco w this guy...ummm I wasn’t even in Monaco! LOL

Well thanks for clearing that up Kim.

Don’t worry if you are unsure who he is either!

There are a few people over here who wish they didn’t.

Peter Andre to host Channel 4 chat show

Peter Andre’s career is going from strength to strength.

After divorcing Katie Price he’s been the busiest person in showbiz, but now his life is getting even busier!

Peter will be hosting a new Channel 4 show that will replace ‘The Paul O’Grady show’.

The ’5′Clock show’ will have a different host each week and will welcome ‘a wealth of talented stars’.

Andre has said:

“I won’t be presenting it every week, as unfortunately I can’t fit it in with everything else I’m doing, but I’ll be doing the first couple and then I’ll appear regularly after that for a week at a time.”

“I don’t know who the other presenters are yet but I’ll keep you posted.”

What are the chances of Katie Price being a guest (or host)?

Very minimal!

No.6: Best Celebrity Break-Up

Best Celebrity Award

They have publicists for their poodles and Cristal Champagne-filled baths. Scientologists are their career advisors and coffee is undrinkable – unless stirred counter-clockwise. Naturally, a celebrity’s life is, to most folk, an incomprehensible succession of alien activity: something distant and foreign to the bed, wed, dead existence of your average Joe. Yet there are times when, to the intrigue of the tabloid reader, this gap decreases; when The Celebrity emerges a flesh and blood human and I, with considerable confidence, can say (in my head, at least) to a Britney or a Paris or a Reese, “I know how you feel.” Yes, Splitsville is a regular destination for many a-globetrotter and thus the best voyage must be duly rewarded with a Papture-sponsored accolade – something to shine as a triumphant centrepiece at the divorce disco. And so, living in the ruins of a post-Barbie and Ken era, we present “Best Celebrity Break-Up” to you, Dawn French and Lenny Henry, for out-weighing the average celebrity partnership by roughly twenty years. Or stone, perhaps. By all accounts, a cumbersome achievement.

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Peter Andre is gagging for sex!

After divorcing Katie Price, Peter Andre decided he wanted to celebrate his new found freedom with a fling or two!

However, all did not turn out so well when he bedded his makeup artist. She wanted a relationship and unsurprisingly he was just happy with the naughty bits!

“I was nothing but honest with Maddy from the start and told her that I had no intention of starting a relationship with her or anyone else.’

It seems that Peter is not so different from many men in this country!

Naughty boy Peter!