Russell’s Brand new way of life!

After becoming engaged to pop-star Katy Perry, Russell Brand has stopped being the lothario that we once knew and loved.

However it seems that Russell is now considering becoming a man of the cloth!

Whilst filming his role for 80′s remake Arthur, Russell was filming scenes in a Church and posted this message:

“Stripping in a church? I mean I know Jesus doesn’t over dress but is there a way back from this ungodly muck?”

But then Russell must have seen the light and posted the above picture with the following tweet:

“My time in church has made me consider my future.”

So it seems the marriage between Brand and Perry may be over as Russell considers his new life with faith.

Katy Perry gave Russell a stern talking to on Twitter by simply saying:

“RUSSELL EDWARD BRAND!”

“Can a leopard change his spots?” Jeremiah 13:23

Katy Perry goes naked for new album

Katy Perry has unveiled the new artwork for her up and coming album, ‘Teenage Dream’.

With only a small part of a cloud covering her famous booty, Katy will attract quite a lot of teenage boys to buy this album.

She could shift a lot more records if she was lying on her back!

Maybe that album cover was saved for her fiance Russell Brand!

‘Teenage Dream’ is released August 24th.

Katy Perry strips down to show us why Russell Brand is marrying her

Katy Perry is not shy to showing off her body, as you may have seen in her recent ‘California Gurlz‘ video. But Katy decided to go for a modest bikini this weekend in the Bahamas.

Katy, who ventured to a water park, shows her nicely toned body, but stays conservative in a grey and red bikini.

Perry, who is soon to marry Russell Brand this year, will have to do a little more work on her body if she wants to be anything like Russell this week!

The 25-year old was larking about with her brother, assistant and fashion stylist.

Katy and Russell are set to tie the knot in October, let’s just hope that after they wed they are not going to relax the health regimes and let it all ‘hang out’!

Click here to buy Katie’s latest single, California Gurls, from iTunes.

Russell Brand shows off a killer body we never knew he had, we want to see more!

Russell Brand never did have a problem picking up women, but if he was still a single man, I think this suit would only increase his endeavors with the other sex.

Whilst kitted out in a Batman suit, his six-pack and ‘nether-regions’ are looking rather bulky, but under the suit it’s not so different.

Russell has been keeping fit and in shape whilst on the set of new movie, Dudley Moore 80′s remake ‘Arthur’.

Russell plays a multi-millionaire who can do anything he wants i.e. the Batman suit, except for choosing a girl to marry; he is kept in line by his butler, played by Helen Mirren.

After watching Arthur this weekend on Channel Five, I am very excited to see how this remake turns out.

Russell Brand is soon to be one of the biggest movie stars in the world.

The Essex boy done good!

Russell Brand has not snubbed pal Wossy

Many people have been asking why was Russell Brand not present at the filming last night of the final Friday Night With Jonathan Ross.

Earlier in the year we had been told that Russell would be one of Jonathan’s final guests.

As you can see he is currently filming the remake of 80′s classic Arthur.

However Russell was able to send Jonathan Ross a message of congratulations:

“GOOD LUCK MATE. Who’d have thought the King Of Chat would be unable to pronounce half the alphabet? SHOW EM WHERE YER FROM!”

It is believed that Russell may be Jonathan’s first guest when his new show starts next year on ITV.

Not a bad way to gain a large audience on show one!

Russell Brand gets Helen Mirren to play dress-up

Remember finishing school and going round to a friend’s house for a play-date?

Well, Russell Brand and Helen Mirren make very good playmates!

After dressing the Oscar award winning actress Helen Mirren up in a similar fashion to himself, Russell Brand then tweeted:

“Helen Mirren has been successfully corrupted. She is also now pregnant.”

The two bonded whilst filming the Tempest in Hawaii and are now good friends.

I wonder what Russell made of Helen’s naughty pics last month???

Are Katy Perry and Russell Brand already married?

Katy Perry has fuelled rumours that she has already married Britain’s famous lothario, Russell Brand.

While being questioned about living with Brand on The Graham Norton Show last night she told the audience “Life’s never dull with him, that’s why I married him!“

She quickly corrected herself saying: “That’s why I’m marrying him!“

Is this just a publicity stunt to help her promote her new single ‘California Gurls‘ or have they really married?

Call me a cynic, but I think the former!

Click here to download Katy’s single ‘California Gurls’ from iTunes.

The Queen in her birthday suit!

Who would have thought Helen Mirren would do a ‘page 3′ style photo shoot?

Well the above photo is real and not doctored.

Helen Mirren, who was brought up in Essex and became an Oscar winning world-wide actress, has done a bath-time photo shoot for New York Magazine and has told the world: “I’m still the good girl who wants to be a bad girl…”

Mirren, who is a virgin to topless modelling, spent part of last year on a secluded island filming The Tempest with Russell Brand.

I wonder who gave her the idea for this photo shoot??

You can take the girl out of Essex……..

Arrrrrrr, that’s cute, Russell Brand makes new friends!

At yesterday’s Irish premiere of ‘Get Him To The Greek’, Russell Brand found a new love.

The Jedward boys caught the attention of the Hollywood star after they plastered a ‘Jedward‘ sticker on Russell’s back.

Russell tweeted:

“@planetjedward you beautiful bastards! I don’t know which one of you I fancy more. Thanks.”

After Russell wrote to them, the boys thought it would be nice to send a message to his fiancee, Katy Perry:

“Hello @katyperry we were going to dye out hair blue but then we will be like triplets but boy / girl triplets”

Jedward, you really are quite odd!

Katy Perry is not the only one Groening in this relationship

The Simpsons creator Matt Groening has set his sights on Russell Brand to star in his hit cartoon TV show.

Russell has announced that he is to star in an episode of The Simpsons, confirming his successful world domination.

Brand said: “Once you’ve gone yellow, you’ve made it.”

It was only a few years ago that Russell was hosting Big Brothers Eforum/Big Mouth, and now he is engaged to one of the world’s biggest popstars, as well as being a successful movie star and is to become a Simpsons character.

What’s next?

A trip to the moon???

Oh, that one is actually booked!