Ashton Kutcher is the modern day Pied Piper

He has over 4 and a half million people following his every move on Twitter.

So when he turns up at their head office you would expect him to get a good reception.

Instead Ashton Kutcher was put to work at reception:

“Hello welcome to Twitter. How may I take your order …”

It seems the King of Twitter is finally home!

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Frankie from the Saturdays gets bullied

We at Papture LOVE twitter and particularly celebrities who twitter. So we are particularly sad when we hear of another celebrity leaving the world of twitter.

The lovely Frankie from The Saturdays is the latest celebrity to quit. However instead of the usual reasons of twitter taking over their lives, Frankie is leaving due to bullying.

‘I’m sorry to say but I’m taking a break from twitter for a while. The abuse following untrue stories is just too much to take. Xxx’

Sticks and stones will break your bones but words should never hurt you…

Please come back Frankie…

Silly Little BITCH FIGHT!

Courtney Love – ROCKSTAR

Lily Allen – ROCKSTAR

This didn’t stop them having a little bitch fight about who was allowed to wear what at the Brit awards!

It seems Courtney has been upset that Lily prevented her from wearing certain brands! Is this really worth arguing over girls???

The papers built this exchange into a big fight, but Lily said this morning:

‘just clearing a couple of things up. Courtney Love and I did NOT have a bust up at the NME’S. There was an exchange of words, yes’

But it still remains bitchy:

‘i would never fight with her , as a rule i don’t pick on crazy old ladies ‘

‘it’s the sort of thing a paranoid drug addled lunatic might come up with’

Courtney who is leaving the UK tweeted:

‘FUCK im going to miss you all you brits with a few mean girls exceptions but not many’

Welcome back to the bitching school girl days!

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Jonathan Ross to dress-up like Lady Gaga?

After making a big fool of himself at The Brits this week by dressing up as a professional idiot, Jonathan Ross has seen the funny side and made jest of it by tweeting:

‘I have decided, post The Brits, to allow Lady Gaga to style me for The Baftas this weekend.’

Let’s hope that on Sunday he manages to look presentable unlike his car-crash cameo on Tuesday!

But then again, when has Jonathan Ross ever been commended on his dress sense?

Liam calls Peter Kay a Fat F**k

After Peter Kay brilliantly dismissed Liam Gallagher after he threw his Brit award into the crowd, by calling him a ‘Knobhead’.

Liam has tweeted:

‘Regarding Peter Kay’s comment…’

‘Listen up fat fuck as a real northerner I was brought up 2 say shit 2 people’s faces not behind their back. Live forever LG’

As I said earlier, I love the fact that Liam is an outspoken scumbag! It beats writing about Joe McElderry playing monopoly on the X-Factor tour bus!

Samantha Ronson makes Lindsay Lohan admit she did not hit her

After all the speculation that Sam Ronson used to bash around and beat up girlfriend Lindsay Lohan, Sam decided she would get her ex to tell the truth!

Lindsay tweeted: ‘This is become a bit much*Samantha R never raised a hand to me, I’ve never said she did* Enough is Enough. Focus on other more important….’

Ronson then responded by saying; ‘thank you for clearing that up.’ and, ‘I WILL take legal action.’

Lindsay then sent Sam a thank-you and a cheeky wink!

It seems that their relationship is on the road to recovery (again)!

Well for this week at least!

Lindsay Lip Lohan – Collagen Shocker

As much as some celebrities try, their lives always seem to be one giant train wreck.

One such celebrity is serial party girl actress, Lindsay Lohan. Following her painful appearance last week on ‘The Insider’, she has decided she needs to start justifying herself to her ‘fans’.

She took to her twitter to tell the world that her lips have not been filled with collagen:

“see! my lips are just as they’ve always been lol-it’s nuts that i feel the need to give proof! what is this world coming to!!** lol”

As you can see from the picture she posted of herself, her lips look far from thin (especially her rather large plumped up top lip)!

Long live the ‘trout pout’!

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Girls Aloud break the US

Who would have thought that Nicole Richie and Holly Madison (Girls of the Playboy Mansion fame) would be getting excited over a Girls Aloud song?

Nicole posted the following lyrics on her twitter page:

‘Something kinda oohhh, jumping on my tutu!’

Holly then replied saying:

‘GIRLS ALOUD!!!! I’m OBSESSED!’

After which the lyrics went back and forth.

Between the two girls they have over 1million followers on Twitter, maybe this newfound fan base could help Cheryl Cole in her pursuit to become a judge on the US version of X-Factor…

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Lilly Allen takes advantage of her fans

Lilly Allen has returned to twitter for the first time in 6 months!

She has arrived back from Australia and tweeted:

‘hello, I’m back.’

‘Just got back from aus, and I had a wonderful time. Setting up my new office in london, got some really exciting stuff to share with you.’

Obviously musician/entrepreneur Lilly needs her 2 million followers for her next project.

I’m unsure what project Lilly is working on, but knowing Lilly it will probably involve consuming copious amounts of booze!

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Paris Hilton becomes Hollywood legend for 1 day!

Paris Hilton has dressed up as Marilyn Monroe for the advertising campaign for her new fragrance.

Other than Monroe’s type cast ‘dumb blonde’ persona, what do the two have in common?? Not so much.

Monroe’s most famous pose was standing over an air vent, sexily holding down her skirt with her hands as it blew around her. Paris, obviously went one further, as her most famous moment involved a blow-job and a night vision camera.

Last year we saw Li-Lo dress up as Marilyn as-well!

I’m sure Marilyn would have been so proud to have these new Monroes ‘following in her footsteps’!